You have to keep 'em somewhere

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:13, archived)

This sounds like it should be a catchphrase from a shit sitcom.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:23, archived)

nah it's more like Pokemon,
but more shit. "Junkamon. Gotta keep 'em somewhere."
It's like a sort of collectable top trumps, but the theme is the sort of things your dad keeps in the loft.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:35, archived)

hardcore dutch porn?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:40, archived)

For sure!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:42, archived)

ok the sort of thing MY dad keeps in the loft.
or rather, the garage, in his case. Old lawn mowers, broken garden furniture, useless carpet offcuts, a dismantled pianola. The loft is as bad mind you, but despite it being full the only specific thing I can think of that's in there is the stack of about a dozen or so Amstrad PenPads that he got in a moment of Delboyesque impulse buying insanity.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:47, archived)

all of those could be used in the filming of hardcore dutch porn

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:06, archived)

The Amstrad Penpads especially.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:09, archived)

^AaAaAaaaArrRdv^AAaaAaaAa_RRrrrRRk^!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:48, archived)

Totally put that in the wrong place

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:49, archived)

That's what your mum said.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:31, archived)