Not off the top of my head,
no.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)

Why would you have plum jam on the top of your head?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)

I don't have plum jam on the top of my head,
what are you on about? Is this a French thing?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:14, archived)

You just said that you didn't want plum jam off the top of your head.
Why would you say that if you didn't have plum jam on the top of your head?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:18, archived)

Because I don't want plum jam on the top of my head.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)

So why did you put it there in the first place.
Seems an odd thing to do if you don't want it there. What's wrong with a cupboard?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)

I didn't,
look, it's very simple, I don't have plum jam on the top of my head. I just don't, ok. And I don't want any there, either.

Although there are lots of things wrong with a cupboard. Such as the handle is loose.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:23, archived)

So why did you keep telling us that you did?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)

She's got prune jam on top of her head, not plum jam
She's just being pedantic
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:25, archived)

I DON'T HAVE ANY JAM ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD
NOT ANY KIND OF JAM
FFS
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:27, archived)

Well you've just wasted a lot of our time.
I hope you're pleased with yourself.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:28, archived)

I am actually

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:29, archived)

This has to be the most obscure way to wind someone up ever invnented.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)

You showered it out then? What are the benefits of putting jam in your hair? Sleekness? Volume?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:29, archived)

I never did.
You are imagining it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:26, archived)

Make your mind up, please.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:21, archived)