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Rice pudding, the most unfulfilling of all pudding.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
Your mum must have been utterly fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:27, archived)
No'ffence like.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:30, archived)
yours was excellent
especially last night
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)
That's very thoughtful of you.
My dad's having his kidneys scanned on Monday so he's been a bit lax on the old rumpy pumpy duties recently. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
it's fucking grim, rice and milk does not make a pudding

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:18, archived)
But what about the skin on it???????????
That's the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)
that is proper grim too, i'm no fan of these working class puddings

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)
never took you for a snob mongy, thought you were a man of the people

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:27, archived)
i'm not a fan of anything that dinner ladies forced me to consume, rice pudding, gypsy tart and egg flan can all get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
never had gypsy tart
you southerners and your fancy food
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:32, archived)
it was some form of coffee tart thing, who thought a coffee flavoured thing should be fed to 8 year olds is a fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:43, archived)
Sounds pretty lol to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:45, archived)
No.
But milk and rice and sugar and cream and vanilla and nutmeg makes a pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
yeah, then you have to stir jam or chocolate into it to make it taste nice, fuck that i'll have onion rings cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
NUTMEG?
I ain't a Starbucks
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:52, archived)
That's still warm, lumpy milk.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)
Yeah you need to add tonnes of shit to it to make it taste nice.
Leave the fucking rice out in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
anyone who eats rice that doesn't live within walking distance of a paddy field is a cunt, i'm surprised at shambles lack of rules here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:47, archived)