doing this has made me realise i have no idea what the current trends in decorating are, i might have to bring a tart home :(

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:52, archived)

What you need is a feature wall, it elongates the room and creates a focal point.
Plus when you're having a dinner party, if no one else brings it up, you can say "What I needed was a feature wall, it elongates the room and created a focal point. Plus, when I'm having dinner parties, like now, I can mention how it elongates the room and creates a focal point.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)

i think someone mentioned this, called it an accent wall or summat, fucked if i know, i might just council house cream the fucking lot

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)

60 minute makeover is on ITV+1

( magnum, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)

i think i'd rather take my chances with a tart to be fair, cheers tho mags

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)

The sofa sellers of Bexley are smiling this morning.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)

new bed first neps, i've never been happy with the over height one i bought last year

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)