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so I just used a car wash
and had icicles hanging from my door mirrors when I drove out.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:51, archived)
any yo-yos at all?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:52, archived)
only mint ones

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:53, archived)
In other news, I get to see Green Day twice this year!
How rad is that?


You cool kids still say that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:18, archived)
I haven't seen Greenday a single time this decade.
I think I win this one.

Would you like to play again (y/n)?
>
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:29, archived)
>y

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:30, archived)
R Tape loading error, 0:1

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:34, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/pirategame.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:39, archived)
ah shit. This was meant to be a reply to down there
Fuck it. I've forgotten how to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:52, archived)
You giant mong

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:54, archived)
yah
totally
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:56, archived)
did you felt it bad

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:52, archived)
I just shrugged it off, you know
like it was just one of those things that happen, but you just know you will tell random strangers on the internet about it.

deep down. Inside like.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:54, archived)
so did you then do that done?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:10, archived)
yeh, but now I'm not so sure it was a good thing
I mean, I know you all gasped and what-have-you, but does it really cut the mustard when it comes to epic tales of the daily grind? It's not as if it's even an expensive car. If it had been, I might have gone for the more costly wash which dries you off afterwards, and then I'd have no story to tell at all. I would have a nicer car though, but would I have realised that? All I'm left with now, is a less nice car and the knowledge that I have improved your lives somewhat.

It's cold comfort If I'm fucking honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:15, archived)
It's like an episode of Gavin & Stacey

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:19, archived)
whoah casting re-think, hold on a mo

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:20, archived)
Can I play Stacey please?
or maybe Dave Coaches?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:23, archived)
Gobbo is Stacey, I'm Nessa.
You get to be Uncle Bryn.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:24, archived)
I can work with that. We both have the same accent

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:25, archived)
I hope you get cuddled by somebody with BO.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:55, archived)
me...
...too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:57, archived)
Nuh uh.
BO
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:04, archived)
THAT
is a cool fucking guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:07, archived)
Ain't no motherfucker cooler.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:14, archived)

wat
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:04, archived)
man
she hasn't aged well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:06, archived)
Mines' sexier
www.b3tards.com/u/04d821dabf7fcbecc84b/analienvspredatits.gif
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:06, archived)
HOT

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:08, archived)
this subtly unmasks the throbbing homoerotic heart of these seminal works, well done

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:08, archived)
no, the homoerotic heart was clive barker

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:10, archived)
alright alright

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:10, archived)
in which we find mongy artois, selling cheap wine out of a small bivvy in nazi-occupied france

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:15, archived)
oh man
can we cast it totally from the board
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:16, archived)

grrrmachine - herr flick
stuj wicca - edith
mgt - helga
frisbee - pike
janet - rachel
jmg - alf garnett
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:20, archived)
i always had a thing for helga
before i even really knew what 'having a thing for' was
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:23, archived)
me too
I knew what the thing was. My thing even stretched to imagining Helga with Michele and the other one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:25, archived)
EDITH?
you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:27, archived)
that's the one
and the cheese isn't in my ears I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:30, archived)
the airmen taking turns on edith's mother
one of the dvd deleted scenes, worth a look
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:33, archived)
BOMBS AWAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:34, archived)
alright

(alright alright, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:15, archived)
Do you live in Poland?
Grrry permanently has icicles dangling from his cock
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:04, archived)
jizzicles?
crunchy on the outside and chewy on the inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:08, archived)
Staying inside is a good idea I hear

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:11, archived)
my ears are all hot now
they were really cold, now they are really hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:17, archived)