Some fucking wankshaft mod put me on the step and all.
What a shit board
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)

it was me

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)

Like I said, shit board.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)

was the reason given, for being too alan?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)

No, massive homophobia or something.
Pfft, jessies.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)

hang on, how can you be homophobic if you're a gay?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)

Ah reckon he's one o' them self-hatin' queers.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)

My thoughts exactly.
Shit mod of a shit board not knowing when I was being ironic. The massive dribbling bumdermong
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)

shut it faggy mcfag fag

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)

*runs away crying*

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)

What? Hahaha
What did you say?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)

Oh alan, he's such a card.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)

Honestly, I have no idea.
It just flowed out of my fingers and now I feel :(
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)

I didn't know you could even get stepped from there
I don't think their sole mod even has stepping powers
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)

No, I meant here.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:15, archived)

Who?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)

I don't know, I think it was Manolith.
It's something he'd do
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)

MODS! HE'S MOANING ABOUT HIS STEPPING BEING UNFAIR LIKE THE CRYING KITTEN SAYS NOT TO DO!
STEP HIM AGAIN LIKE THE CRYING KITTEN SAYS WILL HAPPEN!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)

I've only been stepped once
It wasn't very interesting
2/10 would not be stepped again
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)

Twice for me
But I was innocent.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)

I see that kitten in my dreams, it haunts me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:14, archived)

I got stepped once
it surprised me, because I've been a massive twat on all boards for years.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:20, archived)

i got stepped once, for libel

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)

I got stepped for talking about chompy's missus being a strip*er

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:22, archived)

Which is tr*e

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)

goodbye guys, been nice knowing you both

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)

nah, they're both shit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:27, archived)

Well, I'm shocked

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:28, archived)

lulz
I've still got your hats.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:29, archived)

Yeah, I'm gonna need them back

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:30, archived)

they're in Mono's Bumhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:31, archived)

Jesus
I can't afford the 11p bribe!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:32, archived)

I've still got my MONO!s bumhole fanclub season pass.
I'll pick them up next time I'm there xxx
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:36, archived)

Thx hun x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:38, archived)

Remember me as the great peacemaker

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:27, archived)

you'll be remembered as the Dildo Thief

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:28, archived)

As long as I'm remembered, I don't care what it's for

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:29, archived)

Within reason

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:31, archived)

I heard she even gets her min*e out and everything. looks like a hungry j*ck r*ssell. just what I heard mind.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:28, archived)

Well, that certainly sounds like a str*pper to me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:30, archived)

yes and I got stepped for saying this. sadtimes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:33, archived)

Should fucking do it properly and ban me permanently, that'll show me

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)

of christ, not this shit again.
you'll only come back again after your flounce gland stops being inflamed
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)

Oh yeah I used to flounce didn't I?
Feck
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)

pffft, yeah, as if you'd forgotten.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)

I'd like to think of each return as a mediocre Dr Who-esque regeneration

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)

oh alan :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)

jesus, it was a joke, you prick
that's why you only got 15 mins
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)

You should know by now that he doesn't understand comedy.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)

ban him again

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:51, archived)

Hey!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)

alreet

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)

How's every little thing?
Family ok?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)

smashing ta!
how's it?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)

So so
Can't complain. You are also one of my very few FB friends...where have you been?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)

I'm hardly ever on the facingsbooks.
Meh, work won't let me do b3ta anymore cause their internets is shit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)

Aha
Well I'm glad eveything's ok.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)

It was not being alan enough

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)

Christ, I'd hate to see a full on alan at work.
I think the internets would break.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)

Every six months he gets full and ripe and reaches Alan Prime, then he bursts Alan on the internet
It's a sight to see
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)

Alan Prime, the shittest autobot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)

He'd definitely be in my bottom ten.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)

<s> etc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)

I've missed you drimble.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)

MISSED YOU TOO
xxxx
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)

stop being shit and it won't happen again

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)