We'll, since you ask, I, perhaps incorrectly, deemed that to be an average amount of time that tinned or canned food is within it's 'use by' period.
I did not, in this particular case, think that accuracy was vital to the narrative in getting my point across, which was that you are a needy spastic. Hope this clears up any confusion you are currently suffering,
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)

Tl:dr

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:08, archived)

Hahahaha
After reading it now why does the fact "needy spastic" makes me actually do a megaLOL
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)

Keep posting man, you're making this loads better.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:10, archived)

Am I turning you on?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)

why do you always end up posting something sexual? it really isn't funny, it is a bit disturbing

( mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:15, archived)

wonder if it wears a disney jumper

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)

Only on my face

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)

Because of your diminished mental capabilities you laugh at many things which are fact rather than humorous statements.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)

Can't even do the tl;dr diss right.
tl;dr

k, read it now.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:17, archived)

I think there are multiple issues with your statement
I think you meant "because OF your DIMINISHED mental capabilities......
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:18, archived)

"Tl:dr"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)

don't forget to read it and respond to it after you have made the tldr joke

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)

Top tip, thanks and done.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:24, archived)

HAHAHAHA
It's funny because of auto correct überLOL
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)

Otherwise it's just you being a needy spastic that needs
Level 1 English. I would put you on entry level I think
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:19, archived)

YES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)

You know you're losing an argument when you have to resort to criticising someone's spelling and grammer.
You should just apologize to everyone and we'll move on.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)

Grammar

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)

He's obviously talking about Kelsey. You'd know that if you were cool.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)

I shagged a hooker called Kelsey once.
She didn't understand English either.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)

Only once? Cheapskate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:28, archived)

You have to pay per cum.
McDonalds are bringing it in as a new policy for trainees
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:31, archived)

Totally predicted this in the mouseover text.
You really should just apologize to everyone in a new thread and we'll try and move on.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)