hey look, we all know b3ta's in terminal decline right so let's fix that by trying really hard and let's all make this the best thread ever by posting our very best posts right here now
ok, go
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:31, archived)

fuck off

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:33, archived)

cans of gin
cans of gin
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)

I wish baldmonkey would come back

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:37, archived)

i miss that dead one

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:41, archived)

you would you chinky jew faggot spaz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:44, archived)

what hours does momo keep?

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)

can we offline that one, this thread's reserved for really good posts only and I think it might dilute the high quality if we get sidetracked into that kind of discussion

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)

i miss tv before it became celebrity fixated with the people rather than the product the produce

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:47, archived)

any late night foreign films on, those are sometimes good for a bit of tit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:51, archived)

yeh cheers was good

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:54, archived)

Did you enjoy the return of Birds of a Feather?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:58, archived)

you'd have to pay me to watch that shit

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)

I saw about 60 seconds of it
that old bird still looked old but she was trying to chat up some REALLY old man and it hurt my eyes.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:07, archived)

slut

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:20, archived)

moose pens hahahaha
moose pens
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:35, archived)

this isn't going to work is it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:36, archived)

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( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:37, archived)

at least I can say I tried to save /talk

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:38, archived)

All we need now is a brb lawn update

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:52, archived)

hey I dug a splinter out of my foot earlier, no anaesthetic, I'd like to see that Christiaan Barnard wanker compete with me, cunt can't even spell his name right, wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:55, archived)

yeah you might have made a good surgeon.
surgeons are cunts
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:03, archived)

I liked it when that bloke had to have a diseased kidney removed and the surgeon cut the wrong one out and the bloke died
I mean, I'd have done that for shits and giggles
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)

i don't like the taste of kidney, dunno why people want to eat innards

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)

it's for povvos who can't afford steak every meal

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:10, archived)

I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:40, archived)

it's ok, I clicked your post

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:45, archived)

Thanks dollface

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:46, archived)

Is it?
Seems much the same to me knob jockey
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:11, archived)

see, now I don't know if you're being serious

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:13, archived)