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I well fancy a McDonalds, but it's raining, so I think I won't go.
This must be what it's like to be Eminem
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:59, archived)
Haha Gonzy fancies Mcdonalds, Gonzy fancies McDonalds

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that scene in glengarry glen ross where jack lemon is trying to push the hard sell in that guys own home,
that's you trying to pull that is
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:07, archived)
no idea what that is soz

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I ended up with a kabab and rice.
HEALTHY HEALTHY HEALTHY

I'm putting you out of buisness.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:19, archived)
was thinking of a pizza but might go kebab and chips yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:26, archived)
I am gonna get a jalfrezi
Check em
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:33, archived)
bit gross

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:36, archived)
What?
What's your favourite food type?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:43, archived)
ignored

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:46, archived)
obviously not

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:47, archived)
if only they delivered

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:07, archived)
I reckon some people would pay like double for a delivery or minimum order or some shit.
get invovled, gobbo, spokey dokeys and just eat card; the world's your oyster.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:20, archived)
with justeat, do you pay all online?
cos i don't have any cash and i don't want to have to talk to anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:36, archived)
the first pizza place on justeat does a pizza with 4 toppings,
sides and a drink for £6
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
you still have to deal with the delivery guy
i have in the past posted the money through the letter box and told him to leave it on the doorstep.

I was having a wank over your mum at the time
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:46, archived)
but i guess i at least don't need to hand them the money if i pay online right?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:52, archived)
true just shout through the letter box to leave it on the front as long as you dont have to sign anything
some do make you do that the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:53, archived)
that involves more interaction than just opening the door and grabbing the food

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:59, archived)
You could always just leave the door ajar
and leave a note saying "place food inside house and fuck off you illiterate useless pimply faced cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:03, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:16, archived)
yet true

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:21, archived)
not really

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:25, archived)
you'd leave a note to call someone illiterate?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
Well yeah eventful day for me
My birthday and the workplace had a water valve EXPLODE on the 3rd floor. It was like something from the Poseidon adventure. Water pissing out the windows of te building. Spent the afternoon in the pub on my birthday. Can't complain like
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:08, archived)
haha prick

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:08, archived)
Haha yeah
We have a right laugh here don't we
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:12, archived)
happy birthday, prick

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Cheers 2can

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:13, archived)
Did you get anything good other than the day off work?

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I got a nice jacket that has a hood does that make me a hoody?
I got some nice jeans and a nice jumper

I guess I am getting old.

EDIT: I got a 99p Dr Who annual and a bottle of Eristoff Black vodka
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:28, archived)
I for one am pleased you're alive and in gainful employment.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:20, archived)
Thanks TTGOF
I am also glad you are alive, employment status unknown.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:29, archived)
I'm currently employeed, thank you for asking.
How's life with you?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:45, archived)
yes grand, work went all spastic when the waters burst
spent my birthday afternoon in the pub and now going to have a take away with the missus when she gets in from work and some wine.

Cant complain

Glad that you are employed i hear working the streets in high heels can become tedious to say the least. Go you for sticking with it
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:55, archived)
woh'woh'who'WOOOHHHHHH........ misses 'n all, check out TwentyFourteen: Year of Fucksocks.
Someone's gotta work it, this hussel ain't workin' on it's own.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
You're sad now, but your guts will be grateful.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:40, archived)
prick

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:57, archived)

I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING USA
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:58, archived)