are you being deliberately stupid about food tonight?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)

anyone who doesn't like pepperoni on their pizza must be some kind of brain spastic,
just saying, no offense.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)

k, putting you on ignore now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)

bit harsh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)

lol yeah hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)

Easy, monster munch.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)

has he posted anything today?
SSG has stopped telling me what he says, I knew I couldn't rely on him
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)

he likes pizzas with egg on them

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)

hahaha, like anyone is stupid enough to do that really

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)

you're a very fussy eater,
aren't you?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)

no, I just like the right food as opposed to stupid food or poncey food

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)

Is this where I mention having a wood fired oven and knowing how to cure foie gras?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)

I think so,
hang on...

*checks script*

Yes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)

Splendid.
Wouldn't want to accidentally hit a novel line of conversation at this stage in the demise of bethreta.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:31, archived)

christ

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)

ok then what is the "right" pizza?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:30, archived)

not one with stupid stuff on it, obviously

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:32, archived)

just name a non-stupid pizza topping ffs

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)

not eggs

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:35, archived)

pepperoni is not eggs, last time I checked.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:41, archived)

never said it was

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:42, archived)

so pepperoni is a non-stupid pizza topping,
right oh.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)

now you're putting words in my mouth

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)

you should see where i work,
they had pheasant schnitzel on the menu the other day
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)

haha, like that's even a thing

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)

I like pizzas with egg on them.
Egg, spinach, anchovies, olives, and artichokes would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch [robot ninja versus forklift], Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)

oops, I spoke too soon!

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)

I'm disinclined to agree with you more than once a year
but on this matter you are very much taking the uncontroversial and provably correct line.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)

loath
"loathe" is a verb
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:21, archived)

and there's no V in probably, just saying

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)

there is in "provably", though.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)

There's one in provably though.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:26, archived)

I never said there wasn't

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)

I just said there's no V in probably

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)

there's no Q in probably either, why don't you start pecking my head about that?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:30, archived)

pecker

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:31, archived)

tell us oh dear lordy ploppins of good taste
what's a good pizza topperoonypoony?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:17, archived)

I once heard of someone putting steak on his pizza

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)

jesus

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:18, archived)

it's ok though, he apparently kept losing a couple of stone every time he posted

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=mykeyboy+lost+a+stone
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5027503
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:35, archived)

Glory days.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:37, archived)

sad days
b3ta.com/talk/4906665
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:40, archived)

What a fucking fat fucking mess of a fucking prick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)

haha highlight for me was rnuk saying hes a steak purist

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)

Good grief.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:51, archived)

I bet he's one of these people
who competes with others of his ilk to come up with ways to describe the least-cooked steak possible.

You know, like "blow dry a cow's hair and then cut its head off, that's as near to cooking as it should get and that's how hard I am at eating steak"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)

medium rare is the best and that's that

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:57, archived)

money shot
b3ta.com/search/talk/19246?q=lost+stone
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:43, archived)