I need a poo but it's a bit too late to flush the toilet without waking anyone up, what should I do?
Please respond quickly as the situation is increasingly urgent.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 1:09, archived)

shit in your hand and throw it out the window

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 1:14, archived)

A nearby bowl should be able to sluice it out.

( Zuowan, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 4:48, archived)

Do you have an empty pringles tin to hand?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 6:40, archived)