B3TA /Talk Statistics for the Month of January 2014
Right... so I've had a look at the numbers and variances of the word "Fuck" were used a total of 14,371 times for the month of January which is down 16% from the previous month so we are all going to have to work much harder if we are going to beat last quarter's numbers. As we all know, our CEO Rob will be presenting an annual report to our shareholders in April so fill your boots ladies... and men put on the 6" spiked heels you were supplied for the special project discussed... we've all got a lot of work to do.
( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)

fuck off you fucking fuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)

Good job fellah. We need more like you.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)

like flip we do you flipping blinker

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)

shit

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)

You show good spirit and that's a good try.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:04, archived)

poo bum

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)

Almost there. Try to imagine what some might like to do to that poo bum.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:14, archived)

push your head up it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)

My "head". I think you're beginning to get the swing of this.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:17, archived)

oh no hang on I think I've lost it,
I can only think of flowers and kittens now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)

Kittens with massive fucking great cocks hammering away at the clacking depths of triffids.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)

wanking fishmitten flangemuppet

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:09, archived)

I've looked it up and this being a sexual position in Belgium makes it passable.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)

alright smashers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)

not bad, you?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:15, archived)

dull off, crybaby dullcheeks

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)

As an expert in this field I really expected more from you.

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck wanker Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck 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( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)

Raise! Promotion! Company car!

( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)

is it a sailboat?

( mongychops, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

dolphins i think
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( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)

This isn't spot the leg.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:50, archived)

So what is the least popular word? I have one: Coggly

(Tetracontagon, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:34, archived)

My least favourite word is "webinar".

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:48, archived)

Is webisode a close second?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:51, archived)