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1nc upon a tiem a gurl wuz in da shoping mall w/ her bf. They were looking @ cloths. the boi gos 2 daa gurl and point 2 his shirt. "Gurl, wut materiel is dis?" da gurl butifully loks @ his shirt"Uuuum cotten?" she gesses "no...." ses da boi. Da gyrl crys n crys (she is emberased) she runs away from boi & runs 2 da elevater. Shes cryin so much that she gets traped in da door. She gets cut in hlaf. The boi goes over 2 hre. She ded. "I ment 2 sey no... its husbond meteriel!!" he screams and throws da elevater @ wall. a betuful dimond ring wuz insid.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:23, archived)
and man door hand hook elavator door

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:30, archived)
and then john was a diamond ring

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:45, archived)
then who was ring?

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:49, archived)
that was beautiful

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
I cryd evry tiem

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
He's probably better off without her to be honest, what with getting massively upset at insignificant things and dying every five minutes

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:54, archived)
not sure you could get cut in half, i call bullshit

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:58, archived)
oh hahahaha

(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)
Do never give up bro
I belive at you
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 4:49, archived)
liek dis if u crye ever tim

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)