1nc upon a tiem a gurl wuz in da shoping mall w/ her bf. They were looking @ cloths. the boi gos 2 daa gurl and point 2 his shirt. "Gurl, wut materiel is dis?" da gurl butifully loks @ his shirt"Uuuum cotten?" she gesses "no...." ses da boi. Da gyrl crys n crys (she is emberased) she runs away from boi & runs 2 da elevater. Shes cryin so much that she gets traped in da door. She gets cut in hlaf. The boi goes over 2 hre. She ded. "I ment 2 sey no... its husbond meteriel!!" he screams and throws da elevater @ wall. a betuful dimond ring wuz insid.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:23,
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and man door hand hook elavator door
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:30,
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and then john was a diamond ring
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:45,
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then who was ring?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:49,
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that was beautiful
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:33,
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I cryd evry tiem
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:34,
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He's probably better off without her to be honest, what with getting massively upset at insignificant things and dying every five minutes
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:34,
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:54,
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not sure you could get cut in half, i call bullshit
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mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:58,
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oh hahahaha
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Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:26,
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liek dis if u crye ever tim
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:14,
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