morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:42, archived)

yo

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:52, archived)

sup

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:52, archived)

morning is wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:54, archived)

anything south of Cheshire is France

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:56, archived)

I live closer to france than I do to where I work. true story.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:59, archived)

nearly my birthday

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:55, archived)

it must be great to be 30, sober and looking as good as you do, Dave.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:57, archived)

sometimes it feels a bit of a burden but i cope

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:00, archived)

a shining example for us all

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:23, archived)

I love Thursday!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:05, archived)

fuck you Shammers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:22, archived)

I love EVERY day!
Joy joy joy!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:34, archived)

morning
Don't know what all these people with flooded houses are complaining about, I just got caught in a brief downpour, without an umbrella, and am now a bit wet - you don't hear me demanding assistance from the Environment Agency or the military.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:44, archived)

dunno why they dont just chill and fish

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:47, archived)

Unless they only have futons, their furniture should keep them clear of the water.
Anyone with a bait & tackle shop should be making a killing, right now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)

surely someone should open up a shop
that deals solely in polystyrene and plastic furniture that floats and can be rinsed off.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:36, archived)

Floating domiciles are probably the answer.
Put down decent anchors, have stretchy pipework for water, gas and so on, we'd all be fine.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)

morning mr h and also other /talkers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:45, archived)

aight

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)

thanks mongy you've just reminded me I need to transfer some money to pay for tonight's collection

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)

im taking product to leeds saturday apparently

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:42, archived)

makes sense, you wouldn't want to head up there without

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:59, archived)

morning
there's no weather here today
( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)

Didn't realise there was b3tan on the ISS.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:53, archived)

Is ISS is some kind of poncey code for Pontypridd?
If so then yes there is.
( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:56, archived)

pontypridd? gutted

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:05, archived)

Innit.

( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:34, archived)

the bunch of grapes is alright though

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:16, archived)

Full of coppers and solicitors.
Good grub tho.
( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:27, archived)

have they pulled up the pavement where they'd written some of ian watkins' lyrics yet?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)

yeah already done

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)

Long gone, days after he pleaded guilty.
Are you googling all this or what?
( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:51, archived)

no, i live in cardiff

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:23, archived)

gutted

( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)

Poor H. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:06, archived)

If parts of Wales need to be blasted from the face of the Earth,
I can't see there being too much opposition.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)

I will be quite happy to volunteer
to lead the initial drilling and blasting teams into the blackness that is wales to initiate plan "chisel wales off into the sea"

playing one weekend of rugby there jaded my views on the welsh for life.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:35, archived)

If we got rid of all the rugby twats Wales would be just about tolerable.

( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)

well just the twats in general

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)

Bit harsh.

( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:38, archived)

There are parts of Wales
where you're made to feel like a weirdo for not having shit tattoos.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:28, archived)

There are parts of Wales
where you're made to feel like a weirdo for not having more than 11 toes.
( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)

Hahahayeah. As if that's a real place.
It's like Ballamory or Camberwick Green.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:33, archived)

or Whitstable.
I used to live there. Was shit.
( Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:45, archived)

mourning

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:29, archived)

Is /talk officially dead, now?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:16, archived)

UUUURGH, BRAIIIIINSSS....

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:18, archived)

Send... more...
morning threads!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:26, archived)