Make sure you visit some of our fine locations that contain whatever it is that tourists like.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)

Rain. Sausages. Twee little abandoned places they can imagine their remote ancestors living romantic rural lives.
All plump rosy cheeks and Timotei-shiny ginger hair.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)

Prostitutes.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)

devonshire cream teas

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)