Top o' the afternoon to ye

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)

So it is to be sure so I am so you are so it is.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)

POTATOS!
It's not stereotypically racist, I'm part Irish. I mean my grandad was even buried with the tri-colours on his coffin.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)

Is the spelling of potatoes ironic or idiotic?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)

What a twat, everyone knows the plural of "potatoe" is "potatoes".
/Dan Quayle
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
None!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:38, archived)

woah, i can't believe you stole from me the joke that i stole from someone else

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)

you can't prove anything

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=how+many+potatoes+does+it+take
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)

you should definitely sue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)

Maybe I stole that joke from Jesse Dart after I read it in 2008?
forums.leedsfestival.com/m307260.aspx
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)

i've had it up to here with your bullshit excuses

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)

sorry I can't see where you're pointing

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

yeah, exactly

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

now you know how your patients feel

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)

ive got to go to paddy land soon to see my uncle, wank

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)

<s>,</s>

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)

Make sure you visit some of our fine locations that contain whatever it is that tourists like.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)

Rain. Sausages. Twee little abandoned places they can imagine their remote ancestors living romantic rural lives.
All plump rosy cheeks and Timotei-shiny ginger hair.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)

Prostitutes.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)

devonshire cream teas

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)

You have to drink some real guinness made from the water from the river Liffy!
And kiss a blarney stone and see giant's causeway and catch a leprechaun and visit Father Ted and get blown up by a nailbomb.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)

i had a piss on the blarney stone

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)

blarney rubble

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)

i dont drink alcohol, do they do non-alcoholic guinness?

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)

are you not starting again after tomorrow, or are you one of these 'reformed characters' now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

You're so much less fun since you became a Mahommetan.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)