Just got in from pub
Didn't see mongy or the doves there they must be watching cricket.

What are you doing? Tell the internet now
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:34, archived)

Dangerwank.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:34, archived)

*loggins bass*

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)

That reminds me,
I've got to catch up with Archer.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:53, archived)

POIDH

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:25, archived)

must be well over 5 months now since i had a alcoholic drink so i don't tend to go to the pub much anymore, i'm just sitting here window shopping

( mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:47, archived)

Pervert

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:25, archived)

Need any help?
I know a thing or two about buying windows.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:33, archived)

i'm not really shopping for windows, i'm looking at watch straps, what do you reckon neps, black?

( mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:55, archived)

Bright colours.
It's 2014.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:01, archived)

not sure it would suit

( mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)

Black then.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:30, archived)

ordered, job done, 12 quid postage for a strap, rob dog cunts

( mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:34, archived)

Just think about how sexy your wrist is going to be this weekend.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:35, archived)

it's damn sexy right now

( mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:47, archived)

Oh man.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:21, archived)

not much,
the budget though, eh?

Wak wak wak wak.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:13, archived)

The budget seems to suck from my perspective
But then again all I can see is mongy looking out of his window at me
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:25, archived)

I don't understand what happened.
It's like a joke budget, or something out of a weird dream.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:31, archived)

And they're reporting it on the news,
the actual proper news not a parody news site or anything like the Onion, as if it's actually a real budget that actually happened.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:36, archived)

And this is actually a real thing that a real Tory MP really tweeted
twitter.com/grantshapps/status/446363611972534272
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:38, archived)

haha, those little proles eh, with their little hobbies, still god bless 'em for trying

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:44, archived)

Bread and circuses
almost literally.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:47, archived)

the bingo tax only costs 5 million but will get female votes, it is a clever policy

( mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:58, archived)

clever for getting votes maybe,
not so clever for making any fucking difference to anything, like I said, bread and circuses.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:16, archived)

Exactly how many votes do you reckon there are in slightly cheaper bingo?
People who can price up their gambling do not play bingo.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:20, archived)

maybe a few of Gideon's aunts

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:24, archived)

Osborne looks like the type of man that would play bingo.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:29, archived)

he should bugger off back to Bingo Bingo Land

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:40, archived)

they need to re take the suburbs, the bingo lives in the suburbs

( mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:29, archived)

I dunno I think Gove needs to start doing Hip Hop

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:30, archived)

Grant Shapps is going to retake the north.
https://mobile.twitter.com/grantshapps/status/446363611972534272?screen_name=grantshapps
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:32, archived)

Just when I thought he couldn't be any more of a dick,
he goes the extra mile.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:53, archived)