At last, a quality morning thread

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:23, archived)

yus m8

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:01, archived)

Near the top!
Morning Doveston.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)

alright dave trouser

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)

hello two hats.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:43, archived)

Want to see a giraffe trying to get on a motorbike?
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8302817024/hF4F1157F/
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:46, archived)

I can't think of any good reason why, when presented with that option, anyone wouldn't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:54, archived)

Apparently there's such a thing as a "Pughuahua"
what a world
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)

That sounds a bit like the noise my grandad used to make when he coughed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)

it thinks its people

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:00, archived)

hmm, incomplete footage.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)

He fucked off and picked up a hot elephant
They drove all night until they came across a low bridge...
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)

Yeah right
Like that happened.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)

It did alright...
I have the rest of the video if you want the link
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:50, archived)

Text "Moar jraffs" to 88606 for the rest

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)

or follow @gir_laffs on twitter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:37, archived)

I dunno, you wait ages for one and then twenty five come along at once

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)

You broke my beautifully crafted chevron, last night.
You ruiner, you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)

and yet the mods do nothing

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)