Wake up.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:23, archived)

and smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound

D, world Destruction
O'ver and Overature
N, do I Need apostrophe
T need this Torture

Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around

No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful
Everybody dies frustrated & sad and that is beautiful
They want what they're not and I wish they would stop saying,
Deputy dog dong a ding dang depadepa
Deputy dog dong a ding dang depadepa

D, world Destruction
O'ver and Overature
N, do I Need apostrophe
T need this Torture

Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around

I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world

Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)

now tell me where my name comes from

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:10, archived)

I can't divulge that information, soz.

( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)

whatever happened to the rules of /b/ Dave, they are all taking credit when clearly ebaumsworld did it

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:38, archived)

Rules are for losers.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)

I'm never playing pool with you, it'll kick off, you probably take 2 shots on the black

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:55, archived)

It's the first ball I pot.
Instant win.

*sunglasses fall from the sky neatly landing over my eyes*

DEAL WITH IT.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:57, archived)

but that is against the uk pool rules, I've had this row in a pub before, it is just a re rack

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:58, archived)

The Author

Prof. Oldfather's General Introduction provides an overview of Diodorus' career, his work, and the manuscripts.
The Text of Diodorus Siculus on LacusCurtius

As usual, I retyped the text rather than scanning it: not only to minimize errors prior to proofreading, but as an opportunity for me to become intimately familiar with the work, an exercise which I heartily recommend. (Well-meaning attempts to get me to scan text, if successful, would merely turn me into some kind of machine: gambit declined.)
This transcription has been minutely proofread. In the table of contents below, the sections are therefore shown on blue backgrounds, indicating that I believe the text of them to be completely errorfree. As elsewhere on this site, the header bar at the top of each chapter's webpage will remind you with the same color scheme. Should you spot an error, however . . . please do report it.
I give further details on the technical aspects of the site layout after the Table of Contents.
There is currently (Feb 14), that I know of, no complete English text of Diodorus online anywhere. Books 33‑40 of the Loeb edition cannot be put online since they remain under copyright, but Andrew Smith (Attalus.Org) has put up his own Web edition: those Books are linked below as well, on green backgrounds.

For the Greek text, the situation is somewhat similar. Almost all of it is online at Perseus again, in a mix of two editions (for those Books the Greek column in the table below is shown on white backgrounds). Books 33‑40 are also provided in a cross-linked edition by Andrew Smith: again, green backgrounds below. The fragmentary Books 6‑8, however, seemed not to be found anywhere else, so I put them up here.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:42, archived)

Hi Dave Trouser!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:49, archived)

^ still upset

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)

^always pointing the stump

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)

RIO 2016 GO TEAM MONEY

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:53, archived)

Hello Meatsnake.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)

Facebook is down lol

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)

ebaumsworld did it
SEE DAVE
( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)

How will I see pictures of peoples dinners and ice bucket challenge videos now?

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:09, archived)

Alright DT? The missus just took me to see the inbetweeners 2 for date night
I was pleasantly surprised with it as I had anticipated it to be totaly shit.
( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)

you would of bet on it judging by the tv show

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:05, archived)

I thought it was amusing, not laugh out loud funny, but amusing

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:08, archived)

Like your posts on b3ta then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:15, archived)

Yeah, I went there

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:16, archived)

you zinged in hard

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:32, archived)

#meatsnakefo'life

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)

^upset

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)

I thought the first one was better
the new one had some funny bits tho
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)

Time to die....

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:16, archived)

Blimey, a zuki appears

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:33, archived)

Hello Godzuki

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:02, archived)

this place needs a kick up the arse and I think youre the one to do it

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)