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I'd like to make a formal apology for dinting one of your croquet balls that time
I was drunk but that isn't an excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, archived)
you monster

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:25, archived)
I was young, stupid, I didn't know my own strength.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:26, archived)
I can't help thinking that a hybrid kendo-croquet would make an excellent full-contact ball sport

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:32, archived)
you're all about the full contact with the balls, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
I set 'em up ... you punch them in the balls

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
well I've got 3 sets of armour here
no croquet bits and pieces though...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
Kro-Ke

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:34, archived)
we do sometimes set up in the wooded area
and play "cross country croquet" around the trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
you guys be KERAZY!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)
yeah and then we sit around eating smarties and polos out of sample pots

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
I can't believe I've never been invited to a cross-country croquet and pisspot polo party.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR RETARDED KIDS!!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
we were all drunk,
pretty sure the balls were drunk too to be honest, they wouldn't go in a straight line anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
There's a huge difference between "dinting" and "denting"
You need to make sure you are 100% sure you fucked something up
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:06, archived)