Mine pleads poverty whenever I ask him to do something because supposedly all the rent goes on the mortgage so none left over to keep the place fit for habitation.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)

If that's true, there's no way he would ever evict you.
Even if you slept with his daughter and ran over his dog.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:35, archived)

It's the other way round :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)

makes you wonder why they even bother, really

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:37, archived)

It's not as if being a Landlord sounds cool.
'Hi, I'm Dolphinwhipperer. I'm a landlord.'
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)

and yet when i put on my apron and falsies and announce that I'm a landlady I'm immediately the centre of attention
misandry gone mad
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)

You remind me of a guy who used to hang round here.
You wouldn't have got on.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)

sounds sexy and charming

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)