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I agree
If by "kick" you mean shag and by "hobnail boots" you mean penis. Because that's how I speak to women.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:06, archived)
you're like one of those 'lads' I heard about in the 90s
do you read loaded magazine?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:09, archived)
Just because I like to shag birds up the cunt with my penis
doesn't make me a bad person, right?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:10, archived)
I think it makes you a #trulad

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:12, archived)
#bantz #trulad #dappylaughsisinnocent

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:17, archived)
got it, you'd like to give that Taylor Swift a good solid shag up the cunt with a pair of penis on

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:10, archived)
who wouldn't?

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:11, archived)
not sure how that works tbh
I'm guessing you and her get one penis each
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:11, archived)
so taylor swift is a hermaphrodite?

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:15, archived)
in his sick fantasy world, yes she is

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:15, archived)
Oh man, I'd love that
Best of both worlds. Taylor Swift's effortless beauty and willowy figure, with a lovely big knob hanging down below. That'd be radical.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:20, archived)
like an adult playground

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22, archived)
I will literally fuck anything
With consent, obvs
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:25, archived)
it'd be so much easier to just give her a kick in the cunt and have done with it

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, archived)
Well yeah
But that doesn't help me to realise my fantasy of having sex with hermaphrodite Taylor Swift. Are you going to help here, or not?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26, archived)
I'm fine with just giving her a kick in the cunt if it's all the same with you

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:31, archived)
Ok, well then we'll just have to agree to disagree

(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:32, archived)
what if frank cuntpunts her while you're sexing her up?
you might end up with a collapsed bellend but that's just part of the thrill, right?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:54, archived)
wow, I hadn't considerd that
Or worse, what if it collpases HER bellend?? Poor, sweet, well hung Taylor :(
(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:56, archived)