one of my uncle outlaws got hep from bumming some guy in an alley
and he's also heavily autistic and deaf and a compulsive liar. he'd love this place.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)

He sounds like a real treat
What's the most outrageous and obvious lie he's told?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:26, archived)

that it actually happened to his uncle not him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:33, archived)

I had a friend who was always lying
We all knew (which made it a bit tragic I guess) but it was often comical.
The story of how he lost his virginity, for instance, changed every time he told it. At one point it happened in front of an open fire and panoramic window in some massive ski lodge in switzerland over looking the alps. It sounded magical.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:36, archived)

probably the entire eulogy he gave at his mum's funeral.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:38, archived)

I wasn't there, so you might have to elaborate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:39, archived)

this guy's story telling isn't really up to scratch is it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10, archived)

Wait, he's getting there
Let him flow in his own time
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)

I once walked past the Cheeky Girls in a little village in Kent
Rye, I think.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)

Rye is nice, i think, is that the one with the smallest town hall by the river?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:20, archived)

Don't know about that
But it is a nice place. They had a guitar shop and a bakery called Simon the Pieman.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)

PS they'd love that story in qftw

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:21, archived)

No they wouldn't
They'd accuse me of lying, then start posting pictures of my kids.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:42, archived)

every detail of her life was fabricated or embellished... he added siblings, claimed his shithole of an alcoholic violent absent father was a loving, caring sort who was always there, made up a speech that his mum gave him on her deathbed
(she was unconscious, he wasn't there, and he never visited her), fuckloads more stuff like that really, plus loads of petty stuff that would only annoy you if you were in his family...

Oh and he claimed he was dying and only had a fortnight left to live. This was a few years ago and he seems fairly alive.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:11, archived)

Yeah, he sounds like a character
As you say, annoying for the people that knew the truth, but maybe it comforted those who didn't? Putting a positive spin on an otherwise sad event.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)

i hope the priest and the organist found his oddly articulated words comforting, i really do.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:18, archived)

Nevertheless, sometimes people just want to hear nice things
even if they're not true. You know what families are like. They're all mental.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:24, archived)

Now don't go getting any ideas, but this is easily the best thing you've ever posted.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:22, archived)

so i should keep saying it every wednesday morning, yeah?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:51, archived)