hey it's ok, I'm here now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:54, archived)

I think I went to school with the graphic designers of countyfile titles and stuff, how is a font a job

( mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:00, archived)

I went to school with Brian fucking Cox, the snivelling little turd

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:04, archived)

hey, Lewis Hamilton and Nicole Scherzinger have unfollowed each other on Twitter
says here
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:31, archived)

This probably means something in the modern world
but it's got fuck all to do with motor racing.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:09, archived)

you're always here
i'm not sure you even exist. i reckon you're one of 2can's bots that became sentient
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:04, archived)

I've been Outside all day, it was rubbish, won't be doing that again in a hurry

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)

yeah, sure
you aint foolin' me, chatbot
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:51, archived)

Deffo a bot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXBhw2G5UPk
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:08, archived)

I'd be interested in your idea of sentient.

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:27, archived)

haha, "interested"

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:22, archived)

In that case surely you would have banned it?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:57, archived)