b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 7803375

totally having some toast here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:00, archived)
I had curry for lunch yesterday and it was delicious
For some reason this confused spanishfly. Is curry not something people have for lunch? The place was pretty busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:03, archived)
yeah, don't care soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:07, archived)
you ignorant prick

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)
woah, no need for that, no fucking need at all

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
well anyway, it was very nice
all you can eat buffet type thing. Plenty of choice and reasonably priced.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:18, archived)
I've had curry for lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:20, archived)
no you haven't

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
Wow, we're like twins!
Also, I watched Police Academy 5. It was shit/lovely.

People in movies are much better looking these days, aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
do you get to see any tit in that?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:23, archived)
Well Leslie Easterbrook has big old knockers on her
But she doesn't get them out. By part 5 they'd turned into family movies really.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)
Getting the family together to watch a Police Academy installment
probably counts as abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
Well I didn't do it for fun
They knew that before it started
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:37, archived)
i didn't know you'd met her!
here, try this one. pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)
referral denied :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)
REFERRAL DENIED

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:03, archived)
haha, idiot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)
get bent

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:18, archived)
oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:22, archived)
alright, chatbot

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:26, archived)
woah, nice trips dude

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:27, archived)
I don't have permission to access "http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNDE1NTQzNjIwOF5BMl5BanBnXkFyZXN1bWU@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg" on this server.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)
have you tried a different server?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)
dunno what that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:18, archived)
Nice teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)
that was taken for my own personal use

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
I didn't watch that.
I watched Stardust.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
Ah
well you missed out. It was a cinematic masterpiece. PROCTOOOOOOOR! and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
oh god, here we go

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
Strap yourself in for the FOOOOODercoaster!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)
I don't think I meet the minimum fat requirement to enjoy this ride

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
PSYCHE! I totally do.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
yes. yes you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
Yeah I know, you can see that from my funny joke reply to myself before you barged in giving it all that

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
I had a marmite sandwich and a fruit smoothie for tea

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
I had a fish finger sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
haha, idiot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
I'm going to have toast and marmite now and a cup of coffee and think about maybe having a secondary breakfast of bacon, eggs, fried tomatoes and mushrooms, just so you know

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
I've had two cups of coffee and once the kids have gone to school I may well treat myself to something cooked

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
yeah, I don't care soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
look, I'm getting really upset here

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
move then, you might be less emosh in a different spot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
I'll do it in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
that's your answer to everything, and look where it's got you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:33, archived)
What do you mean??
I'm a high ranking politician!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:36, archived)
sorry i was confusing you and spanishfly again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:37, archived)
it happens all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
make it egg based

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
ok, I just had a secondary breakfast of bacon, eggs, fried tomatoes and mushrooms
might have some more coffee now, I should probably keep my blood pressure up or it won't circulate properly round my furred arteries
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)
pack it up, pack it in.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
I wish you would

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
I'm detecting an unmistakable undercurrent of implied sibling incest

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
okay, fine.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:09, archived)
might have some more, marmite on this time

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)
that sounds fair, at least it's not jam haha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)
oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
alright calm down

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
sorry, bit over-excited about the marmite

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
apology accepted

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:17, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:16, archived)
might clip my fingernails later, not got much planned today beyond eating toast

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:19, archived)
look I know what you're doing here with this trolling and it won't work because spanishfly is too clever for that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:38, archived)
alright tangs

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
still not entirely convinced by this whole get up at the crack of dawn, shout at the kids for an hour or so, sit in a car shouting at other drivers, just to spend eight hours sitting here being a prick, thing that goes on for five out of every seven days

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
tl;dr
hi twoey
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
hey babe

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
get a room you two

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:34, archived)
We've got a room

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:35, archived)

too clever for that a paedophile
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)
it's funny because he's a nonce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
You sure you should really be having all those carbs with your figure?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
are you sure nhs food guidelines aren't to make carbohydrates the base for every meal?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)