I've taken to attending the local CofE, to support the kids' scout troop.
"a whole lot of fun" it is not. Thanks to my lax parenting, my youngest has a deep urge to praise Sweet Zombie Jesus at Easter time, and each walk through the graveyard is a dash to evade the undead.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)

yeah, but don't they crack out the wine first thing on a sunday morning?
or is that muslims?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)

I think that's Catholics.
The wine is to offset the guilt they feel.
CofE is just droning hymns and a vicar attempting to be modern - ours talks like he has a sponsorship deal with the local Saintsbury's.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:16, archived)

i see what you did there!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:43, archived)