i don't think there's anything much happening here
i might drink cheap scotch until my nose is red though
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)

There's a lad at work who doesn't know when I'm joking (which is brilliant fun)
the other day I offered to share a bottle of beer with him that someone else had bought for me for my b'day. He actually started getting worried because you're not supposed to drink at work.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)

If you must employ your own children,
this is bound to happen.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:19, archived)

I told him that demerera was Italian for "fat free"
And boy, was my face red when he pointed at that (according to wikipedia) it's ACTUALLY a natural brown sugar that isn't calorie free at all! Did I look stupid, or what??
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)

it sounds like a sitcom every day at your place

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)

If it wasn't I think I'd go insane and kill everyone

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:51, archived)