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morning

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 7:58, archived)
hullo
Finished the last series of Parks & Rec last night. Excellent ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:04, archived)
if you rearrange the letters in peru you can spell europe

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:08, archived)
such a good show
The Office went stale after about 2 or 3 seasons, but P&R managed 7 and I don't recall a single episode I didn't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
I found the later seasons of the American office hard work
they should just end shows. Ricky Gervais had the right idea, two series and blam! no more.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:13, archived)
Agree
They could have removed about 4 seasons from the middle of that and you'd barely notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
can you start a new thread please?
i'm booooored
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)
i didn't realise there were 7 seasons of parks and rec
i'm all over that shit when i get home
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:16, archived)
Binge, m'man
Binge
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:17, archived)
i think i've seen up to the end of season 6, or was it 5?
in which season do they go to london?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
6 I believe

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:23, archived)
OH GOD
twitter.com/Langtp/status/576329042800017408
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:44, archived)
come on then
join in!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)
DARF MAUL, ALL OVER

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)
Papa Lazarou

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:15, archived)
go for the ultimate warrior

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:18, archived)
i'm glad i'm not there today
i think they're doing a fun run at lunch, you joining in?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)
I'm not there either
In any case, I don't run for anyone or anything. Least of all charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:28, archived)
i would run for you xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)
Oh!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:43, archived)
baby, i was born to run

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
is the ending soppy?
I hate it when TV shows get sentimental
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:11, archived)
The whole series is, to some degree
but they don't let it get in the way of the comedy. Really good send off.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
I watched the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
I actually enjoyed it. It looks like something that would make me vomit blood but it didn't
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
*adds to list
Not seen it, but I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
that's tina fey's new show, right?
i've been meaning to watch that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)
I found the picture of when I met Chris Pratt
i.imgur.com/vhwTrxN.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:17, archived)
I hoped that'd be Lego.
I wasn't disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)
Making that Lego man of me was the best thing at Lego Land.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:25, archived)
I like their vertical drop ride where you have to haul on a rope to lift yourself up.
I'm hoping they install a pedal-powered roller coaster, next.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)
he looks as horrified as i'd expect

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:34, archived)
I really enjoyed parks and rec, laughs abound every episode.
I'm glad that Chris Pratt bloke has come good, he was top.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:23, archived)
gibson are alright aren't they.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
i dunno, are they?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
They sure are
And anyone who thinks they're for girls are either wankers, Frank or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
I love my gibson and I don't think it's right that my kids think they can somehow replace it in my affections when, after all, I have had it longer than I've had them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:59, archived)
Stupid kids
Acoustic? The guitar I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)
acoustic? I hardly knew ic or something
bit hurt that you don't remember what it is though :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:04, archived)
soz m8
J-45?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
ES330

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:15, archived)
OH!
Sorry, I was thinking acoustic. Very nice. My next purchase is almost certainnly going to be something like that. The '59 reissue 335 is BEEZER.

Pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:16, archived)
er... not many, but there is this b&w one featuring my fast moving fingers
i.imgur.com/Xv2U3Y4.png
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
Nice
P90's I'm assuming?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:52, archived)
yes and yes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:59, archived)
Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:00, archived)
leslie, i put your symptoms into this computer and it says you have network connectivity problems

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at the moon
Not the same moon, obviously. That's impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)
i haven't seen the last series yet
looking forward to it though. it was a great show that really helped a lot of careers.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:40, archived)
Including mine

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
oh my god
YOU'RE jerry/garry/larry/etc
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
you've even got the wife who's clearly too good for you!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:51, archived)
Or maybe there's something magical about me
that no one else can see
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
massive wang?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:59, archived)
No, I show everyone that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:03, archived)
it looks lovely in that pickle jar

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)
3/7 for me today, another poor effort
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-31856157
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:08, archived)
same
I must have missed these stories. I guessed that bees were being trained. Silly really. Of course it was elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:09, archived)
BEES?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:46, archived)
IT'S A HIVE MIND YOU KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)
I WAS DOING A BIT FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
FUCKS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
maybe you should make anustart?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:33, archived)
i've made a huge mistake

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:38, archived)
sorry :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:53, archived)
I BLUE MYSELF
does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:56, archived)
there has got to be a better way of saying that

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:42, archived)
also the same
that's about average for me though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:46, archived)
1/7
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:37, archived)
same here but i was trying to get 0
:/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)
3/7
bit spooky this Doves, this happened last week.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)
Guten morgen herr Manolith

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:09, archived)
but teutonic m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:09, archived)
bit racist m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
^ projecting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
^ accepting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
well yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
sí señor

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
mr h

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
scouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
you old romantic

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)
hullo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:19, archived)
hi friend hope u r well

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:20, archived)
MEATY

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
hallo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
agreed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:56, archived)
Happy Enforced Workplace Wakkiness Day!
How have YOU made YOUR face funny for money?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:24, archived)
oh shit, I'd forgot about that.
none of the workshop guys have bothered, let's see if any wards do.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)
AND it's Friday 13th
Which workplace prick will annoy you the most?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
My face needs no modifications for people to laugh at it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
it's onesie day in my office
haha, what will they think of next?

oh god, what will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
fuck me
I'm really sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
seconded
It's not quite terminal cancer, but it's close.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)
I'm not sure it could get any worse, Doves.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:54, archived)
well, it's not as bad as the time some people thought it was appropriate to black up

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)
Do you have any black colleagues?
If so, what did they think?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)
I didn't think they had black people in wales
proper black people I mean, miners don't count
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
there are a couple of black guys that work here, i can only imagine what they thought
probably something like "i ain't got no time for these white ass honky mutha fuckers"
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
Those crackers are crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
I hope they get sacked and Lenny Henry is informed and stops Comic Relief

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)
Sandra in accounts is wearing red rabbit ears and a moustache, she's a card!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
actually she looks like that most of the year...

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
Is that a medical condition?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
ive dressed up as sandra in accounts and am wearing red rabbit ears and a moustache

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)
and you're wearing her scent, I can smell it from here.
It's a combination of toilet duck and dog muck
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
Sandra in accounts has dressed up as mcbeef and is fucking a horse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
i don't think there's anything much happening here
i might drink cheap scotch until my nose is red though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)
There's a lad at work who doesn't know when I'm joking (which is brilliant fun)
the other day I offered to share a bottle of beer with him that someone else had bought for me for my b'day. He actually started getting worried because you're not supposed to drink at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
If you must employ your own children,
this is bound to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:19, archived)
I told him that demerera was Italian for "fat free"
And boy, was my face red when he pointed at that (according to wikipedia) it's ACTUALLY a natural brown sugar that isn't calorie free at all! Did I look stupid, or what??
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)
it sounds like a sitcom every day at your place

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
If it wasn't I think I'd go insane and kill everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:51, archived)
ENTERING THE RING, WEIGHING A STAGGERING 650LBS AND COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN A COARSE HAIR STRONGER THAN STEEL!
IT'S MACHOMANMANOLITH
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
BOOOOOO
*throws handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)

OHHHHH YEEEEAHH
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
Busy this morning innit

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
fuck off, nonce

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
*laughter track*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
this might end up being voted popular you know i am just warning you

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)
bottom of the morning thread

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
that's what b3ta is
one big race to the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:50, archived)

the my
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)
actually quite fiercely competed for amongst a couple of posters

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)
BOTTOM

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
THE YOUNG ONES

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:38, archived)