what accounts for the other aspects of your dislike of christmas?
you can create a pie chart to aid your explanation this if it helps
( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)

I was raped by an elf

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)

how ho-ho-horrible for you

( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)

It was yule and unusual
wait a minute, are we doing christmas puns in March? Where's Frank?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)

did he give you the north pole?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)

He made me shake like a bowl full of jelly, if that's what you mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)

to save you some time I've done this already
s4.postimg.org/l62zswrn1/clintons.jpg

if you need to jiggle (or jingle!! hahahaha) the percentages a bit go ahead but we've got to get this presentation ready for next week so I thought best to get cracking (or crackering!!!! ahahahahaha)
( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)

Ah, blocked

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

I knew this presentation was going to go wrong :(

( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)

The fault is with AT&T, not you
Your efforts are greatly appreciated
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)

it's your strong instinct to shift the blame early and shift it hard that make it a pleasure to work with you TH

( vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)

I didn't get where am I today by accepting responsiblity, vlad

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)