KK and Stephen King's IT are responsible for an entire generation of people who are afraid of clowns

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 11:57, archived)

I put off watching IT when I was a school, certain that it would give me nightmares (Nightmare on Elm Street 2 and Ghostwatch taught me that lesson).
When I finally sat down to it on TV, a couple of years back, they only showed the first half. :(

That reminds me, Dreamcatcher is one of those so bad it's good films.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:03, archived)

can't sleep...
...clown will eat me
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:03, archived)

www.imdb.com/list/ls059779522?ref_=nm_rls_2
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:38, archived)

this one's just mean
www.imdb.com/list/ls054235478?ref_=nm_rls_4
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:45, archived)

No Website For Old Men

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:51, archived)

vindictive

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:52, archived)

You want vindictive?
Whoever did this one was obviously sat in front of the telly one evening and got annoyed at everything:

www.imdb.com/list/ls051101735?ref_=nm_rls_4
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:56, archived)

richard e grant?!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:24, archived)

Half of them don't make sense (what with them actually being talented)
the other half are just people he doesn't like.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:32, archived)

I'd probably go gay if Benedict Cumberpatch asked me nicely.
Me, him, and Barack Obama. Mmm.

Can someone mention a film with Nicole Kidman to straighten me out, again?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:58, archived)

Paddington

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:00, archived)

Ta.
She's proper foxy in that, too. Shares my daughter's name, though, which makes things awkward.

For some reason, I'm now thinking of Estelle Skornik's Nicole. This is no bad thing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:15, archived)

Ta.
She's proper foxy in that, too. Shares my daughter's name, though, which makes things awkward.
For some reason, I'm now thinking of Estelle Skornik's Nicole. This is no bad thing.
I'd let her stuff my bear, if you know what I mean.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27, archived)

I'd like to insert my penis into her vagina and rhythmically slide it in and out until I ejactulate
If you know what I mean
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:39, archived)

I'm quite sure that I have no idea what on earth you could possibly be referring to.
It sounds disgusting, and I should very much like to learn more.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:41, archived)

Do you live near an internet?
You should be able to get a pamphlet or summat
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:46, archived)

I've just put "I'd like to insert my penis into her vagina and rhythmically slide it in and out until I ejactulate" into Google,
and the first result looks to be someone's prepubescent incest fantasy. Thanks a lot, 2Hats.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 14:26, archived)

i'm afraid i don't

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:41, archived)

It's disgusting, I promise you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:47, archived)