Shakin Stevens, Bobby Womack, Chris Rea, and you
March 4th really is the day the music died
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:38, archived)

I quite like Chris Rea.
Dire Rea, my dad used to call him!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)

He's actually a really good slide guitarist
just sayin'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)

My dad's a big fan of his, he just can't resist an easy scatalogical pun.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:45, archived)

Who can?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)

No such thing as good slide guitar. Just sayin.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)

incorrect

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)

Guitar is the musical instrument for piss lazy non musical people.
Slide guitar is for people who are too piss lazy and non musical to even learn proper guitar. It's lower than a uke.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:50, archived)

You're saying this to upset me, and I'm not going to lower myself
*walks away with nose in the air*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:51, archived)

^ nostalgic for the bayou

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:02, archived)

I know that you're making fun of me
but I do long for the bayou
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)

it aint easy bein' green, huh?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:09, archived)

they probably can't even read music, or read for that matter

( mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:00, archived)

I think it's nice that they let you play triangle in the school band,
but you need to let go of all that resentment that's built up over the years.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:01, archived)

i just wasted several precious moments looking for a picture of a slide shaped like a guitar

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:59, archived)

guitar projection

*shrugs*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)

I found this amusing. I think I'm coming down with boy flu.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:48, archived)

lol
that too
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:49, archived)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)

if only all four of you had said this

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:51, archived)

Has Italy finally stopped making cars?
There were almost none on the roads some Milan the other week and my Alfa loving Maya from Turin just turned up in a German vehicle.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:11, archived)