queef richard's is a willy

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:40, archived)

I'm going to Keighley. Imagine that.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:50, archived)

wut keighley in west yorkshire?

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:51, archived)

Yer.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 18:11, archived)

All I know about keighley
Is that it was the setting for the film blow dry, starring Alan Rickman
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 18:35, archived)

+see +Cuoco's bumhole

(97800, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 19:29, archived)

+sing
+in a Marillion tribute band
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 19:56, archived)

I don't have to imagine :(

( vladimir, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:41, archived)

queef richard's what?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 19:30, archived)

can you be fewer shit?
you're circling the drain
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:28, archived)

he wants to be shit, that's his schtick
what's worrying is, he's actually really shit at trying to be deliberately shit.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:35, archived)

You don't exactly speak from a position of non-shitness.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:37, archived)

you have no way of telling what is and isn't shit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:50, archived)

haha that really is what you consider to be a proper zinger, isn't it?

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:52, archived)

you can barely muster a "i know you are but what am I?"
you couldn't come up with a zinger if someone handed you a KFC menu.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:55, archived)

more zing gold from popular b3toid, prickmachine!!!

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:05, archived)

woah, you changed a few letters in my name to make a rude word!
that is some top shitternetting right there. That sort of quality belongs on reddit, or rob's twitter feed.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:07, archived)

if we call you out on being an insufferable pompous wanker again will you stop posting for a few months again?
Just asking for a friend.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:10, archived)

dunno, if I insult your choice of footwear are you going to take the bait like you did last time?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:18, archived)

lol i trol u

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:21, archived)

This is like watching a pair of screaming spastics flinging their own turds at each other.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:37, archived)

But somehow less funny

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:41, archived)

yeah :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:41, archived)

alright Mr. Tea

( vladimir, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:54, archived)

If it's on here, that's a clue.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:52, archived)

yeah, a big clue that it's NOT shit

( vladimir, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:55, archived)

amirite
( vladimir, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:56, archived)

no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 13:57, archived)

tongue twister
shit prick's shit schtick sucks shit
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:54, archived)

Do not feed the troll;
just ban it and get on with business as usual.
( .Yeti., Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:00, archived)

banging the ban drum again eh?
Pitiful.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:17, archived)

If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because the
y are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
(97800, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:51, archived)