alright

( mongychops, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:06, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:10, archived)

Yeah

( mongychops, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:13, archived)

pan american on the stereo here, this lockdown shit is driving me mad

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:39, archived)

Camping in the back garden with my daughter.
Closest we'll get to a holiday during lockdown.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:39, archived)

Didn't know you could get any camper

( mongychops, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:44, archived)

yeah sound mongy, yourself?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:44, archived)

All good mate, I'm even taking advantage of people going to the shop for me, I'm loving this

( mongychops, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:46, archived)

Glad to hear you're doing well

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:50, archived)

You still got family over here?

( mongychops, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 20:57, archived)

Not many now, just my step-brother and a cousin, both live in the Hastings area. I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever see England again.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 21:22, archived)

you'll just have to close your eyes and think of it instead

(97800, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 22:08, archived)

I thinking of it right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 23:57, archived)

Hastings anecdote, I've told it on here before, fucking sue me.
I went to a wedding there, about 22 years ago. As all good Scotsmen do, I wore my kilt. Walking to the venue during the day, I got some very strange (and sometimes hostile) looks from passers-by.

Walking back to the hotel along the seafront later that night, there were more comments. Some drunk girls demanding to know if I was a true Scotsman, trying to lift it up and have a look, that sort of thing.

Then there was this one bloke who was walking towards me alone with his head down, hands in his pockets. While still some way away, he glanced up, clocked the kilt, and from a distance I could see the broad grin light up his face. As we approached each other, he kept looking up, and couldn't stop grinning, so I knew that he was very pleased with the witticism he was about to unleash.

As we passed each other, he triumphantly exclaimed "ah, top o' the mornin' to ya!" in his best attempt at an Irish accent.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 7 Apr 2020, 22:28, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2020, 7:12, archived)

I'm splendid

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 22:56, archived)

alright rosie

(97800, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 23:06, archived)