good morning
I also had a load of wine last night but slept well and following an unpleasant lavatorial experience am fighting fit this morning.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:08, archived)

you bastard.
I might have lost some keys to a very expensive bit of college.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:17, archived)

whoops

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:29, archived)

Found them. I'd left them by the kettle

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:42, archived)

that hungover panic when you've misplaced something critical is just the fucking worst isn't it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:49, archived)

Turning the place upside down in a frenzy 'cos you're late for work but can't find your keys to get out of the house. Great stuff.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:27, archived)

You should always know exactly where your keys are, what if you wake up at 4am and the house is on fire

(dribble, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:28, archived)

I'd probably launch something through a window if the place was on fire.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:42, archived)

I made some shredded chicken queasadillas last night.
The moment I stood up I had to jump on the bog, they gave me a warmth in my kidneys.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:28, archived)

Thinking about doing beef cheek ragu soon
Takes 5h but looks well worth it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:36, archived)

Nice!
I want to have a bash at beef rengdang, but it seems a lot of time and effort.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:42, archived)

I made one using a shop-bought paste once, it was utter gash

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:47, archived)