how was your day?
how are you?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 16:49, archived)

not too bad m8-o
just managed to stop Virgin from doubling my broadband bill, ordered some eye-wateringly expensive but worth every penny Iberico ham for my sister and her husband from the place I did a Ham School course - £24.95 for 100g...

Treated myself to a great new 45, having a cheeky rum and waiting to knock off. Enchiladas for dinner to use up the last of Sunday's chicken.

Things aren't so bad.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:04, archived)

that's bankruptcy sorted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:36, archived)

24 quid for 100g?
fucking hell man is this dragon ham or what
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:54, archived)

pata negra innit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:03, archived)

pata arcoiris, en escuelas

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 22:02, archived)

slowly but surely, ham is taking over every aspect of your life

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:04, archived)

<s> they reduced their hams against us

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:34, archived)

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is ham hock
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:42, archived)

Stickers always shout about
Meat reductions
I don't care about the other hams
I've just got 50p
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:54, archived)

ooooOOOOOooooooh

( broadsword, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 23:19, archived)

Iberico ham is delicious
But that is rather pricey
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:12, archived)

seems mental pricey to me, it is expensive
but i lived in spain and i never saw it
ywhere near that
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:30, archived)

Nosy

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:18, archived)

+bonk
'member? The stuff of nightmares

www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:21, archived)

Those gays went erect so quickly

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:35, archived)

you know what they're like

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:35, archived)

Isn't he in Slipknot?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:48, archived)

dribble, you mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:02, archived)

Chucked it in last year, developed a boiler suit allergy

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:22, archived)

And they moaned when I went onstage in khakis

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:23, archived)

I'm thinking of getting one
www.alibaba.com/product-detail/9000-dwt-chemical-oil-tanker-Carrier_1600056606311.html
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:22, archived)

I'll get you one in the /chat secret santa m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:35, archived)

It's possible put that kind of money on a credit card?

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:41, archived)

i think for 200,000 you're buying a rusty old shit bucket

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:55, archived)

probably an actual rusty bucket with shit in it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)

Yeah I know nothing about boats but kind of assume that container ships would cost millions

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:26, archived)

samesies

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:07, archived)

yeah not bad, for both
I was supposed to be doing an online training session at 10:00 this morning, and didn't get the MS Teams link until just after 11:00, technolols.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:36, archived)

lol
i hate technology unless it isn't to do with working in any way whatsoever
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:56, archived)

go fuck yourself, m8
go fuck yourself
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:17, archived)

Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:23, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:37, archived)

I've got a lace wedgie
And I'm out of bovril
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:11, archived)

i dunno which is worse

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:31, archived)

strangest country song I ever heard

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:34, archived)

It doesn't matter

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:03, archived)

I bought an Apple Watch
so I’ll be able to fit in with the cool kids
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:36, archived)

you don't need a watch to be cool
Cheers
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:55, archived)

Drunk in an uber paying 30 odd quid to get home, it is cold tho

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:15, archived)

The face books has just mentioned a thing called james arthur
never heard of it, google suggests it is some sort of young man but with a girl's face
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:39, archived)

Is that the one that tried to revive his career by saying he thinks he's a man sometimes and a woman at other times or both or neither?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:50, archived)

never heard of it

(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:55, archived)

that's David Bowie surely

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:06, archived)

God that cunt was shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:07, archived)

I dunno, Labyrinth was alright.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:16, archived)

I think you like him.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 4:27, archived)