#haaaam
just look at this stuff, the fat just melts away in your mouth, it's exquisite

brindisa.com/collections/spanish-ham/products/eiriz-iberico-sliced-ham-100g
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:10, archived)

fantastic, I've only ever had the real stuff once
got invited to a Christmas bash through a friend of a friend that was hosted by an actual Count, and when we got there for pre-dinner cocktails, there was an entire fucking leg of the stuff just casually lying on the kitchen table.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:17, archived)

alright Reginald Donkeyfuck, nice to have you back

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:18, archived)

it's all about the what colour label the leg has on it - white is the cheapest and black the most costly.
The difference from one end of the scale to the other is £100-odd to £500+

theblackhoof.co.uk/spanish-ham-types/

Another thing I learnt at Ham School is that generic 'serrano ham' is the equivalent of battery chicken
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:27, archived)

huh, you learn something every day
also I now have the "caaaaarliiiiing black label!" jingle in my head
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:35, archived)

I apologise for that.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:44, archived)

'salright

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:45, archived)

John Nettles makes excellent serrano ham, available from his online butchery.

Serrano de Bergerac, it's called.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:57, archived)

proper lol here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:58, archived)

excellent

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 13:00, archived)

o
( broadsword, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 13:14, archived)

you are getting fucking mugged u muppet

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 5:35, archived)