hullo wang-dangler's, Queef here with an afternoon thread for yo' asses
nice and sunny here, going for a stroll in the park in a bit.

what are you going to do in a bit?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:06, archived)

I'm delivering a Complaints training session via Zoom at 2pm so about to iron one of my pink shirts lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:08, archived)

well you get enough complaints on here, no wonder you're an expert

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:11, archived)

go fuck yourself, m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:13, archived)

said the man in the poorly ironed pink £11.99 Sainsbury's shirt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:19, archived)

getting ready for some hot sexy tier 3 action

( broadsword, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:29, archived)

I'm struggling to find out why this fucking building has no hot water , so probably go home

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:38, archived)

look for a tap with hot written on it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:56, archived)

It's usually just an 'H' or a red dot.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 17 Dec 2020, 14:38, archived)

I think that's just Rimmer or Indian people

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 15:32, archived)

Ha! I very nearly cracked the same joke

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:09, archived)

You smegging smeg head!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:17, archived)

Tier 2 represent

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 14:00, archived)

Enjoy your substantial meals

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 15:05, archived)

Keep in mind the foood immunity when deciding what extended family to meet in 8 days time

(dribble, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 15:21, archived)

is there a vegan option?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 15:38, archived)

Covid and death
Meat is the only protection
(dribble, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:02, archived)

As of today I've finished work for Christmas so I'm hitting the substantials right now

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 15:37, archived)

end of tomorrow for me
I have so much booze and grub in, it's fucking ridiculous, especially as it'll just be two of us
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:12, archived)

you can make it, if you try

( broadsword, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:39, archived)