Time. Has. Stood. Still.
ffs come ON 'end of the day'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 15:57, archived)

It's only just struck four
when do you finish?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:04, archived)

supposed to be 6pm but I think I'm going to bin it off in the next couple of minutes
I've just poured myself a large bourbon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:26, archived)

B Ody?
That's Bill Oddie!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:28, archived)

what kind of bourbon ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 17:30, archived)

bourbons
probably those pink ones
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 17:59, archived)

That’s an abomination
It’s unnatural.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:57, archived)

they all taste the same anyway

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 18:49, archived)

Brb won't like that.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:56, archived)

Klaatu barada lockdown

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:12, archived)

it means no curries for the rest of your days

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:45, archived)

BEND OF THE GAY, MORE LIKE!!!!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:16, archived)

Coming on the bend of the gay
Watching my spunk drain away
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:19, archived)

whatever works for you, 'b3ta tosh'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:20, archived)

I'm just having a beer indoors, too cold for takeaway pints

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:35, archived)

Right, that is me finished now until the 29th

Thank the fucking lord
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:43, archived)

I'm going In only having the 25th and 26th off, might as well if the pubs are shut. I'm even in 27th

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)

I booked all this off as I thought jr was coming for the week :(
I will have to occupy my time fannying about in the kitchen/on the smoker and getting wazzed instead
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:57, archived)

Yeah shit that , doubt I'll see my two for more than a brief visit , normally go crayford dogs boxing day

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 17:00, archived)