How the fuck is amrica candyland oxford street an essential shop

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:26, archived)

If you say its name three times, it appears in the mirror behind you

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:28, archived)

black candy. yuuuck

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:29, archived)

bit racist m8

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:36, archived)

poor Bertie Basset

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:45, archived)

yuuuck bam-a-lam
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:21, archived)

high fructose syrup is one of your five a day

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:28, archived)

Maybe it's a govt plan to kill off some additional peasants with mega-covid

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:24, archived)

Philomenas is still doing alfresco pints, and I was informed they are open xmas day

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:30, archived)

mild enough to be worth a go I'd say
Torrential rain incoming mind you
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:32, archived)

I had a couple, it's the lack of toilets that is the issue, sitting on the train busting

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:41, archived)

Quentin blake illustrated a tale of a lad on a moving train weeing in a hat and then emptying it out of the window
into a signalman's face
(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:54, archived)