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Morning, wazzcocks

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 7:28, archived)
morning
*looks down the page*

oh dear
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:00, archived)
yeah he's having another one of his little episodes
like that time he was tweaked off his tits at the 1936 Olympics
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:05, archived)
I don't even know who half these people are anymore

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:59, archived)
baldmonkey
of course
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:03, archived)
I'm Dame Judi Dench

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:04, archived)
wazzocks, m8

fucking wazzocks
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)
disgusting

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:53, archived)
morning lemon

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:06, archived)
clementine

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:10, archived)
too orangey

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:13, archived)
^ crow

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:15, archived)
I'm back down to 2 days a week as the smelly students are mostly not coming back,
also, they've said that any fellow of the college or colelge staff past and present that pass away from covid will get their names on a plaque in the chapel,

So if i do die, that will be nice
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:15, archived)
make sure it's a carved stone plaque or a stained glass window
none of this common brass nonsense
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:16, archived)
if it isn't carved stone I'll haunt the fucking cunts

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
fingers crossed mate xx

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
That's a total outrage, you should demand that they put your name on a plaque in the chapel anyway or you'll sue them for discriminating against you because of your vital status.

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:26, archived)
Morning
Bored of lockdown now. Hoping another couple of weeks of this and then we'll all decide to do Mad Max instead.
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:20, archived)
it'd liven up the commute alright

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:26, archived)
morning bumholes

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:12, archived)
entertain us with your anus

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:47, archived)
Oh man, Nirvana were great, weren't they?

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:58, archived)
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(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:59, archived)
gosh yes, totally deserving of all the adulation, people who say it's just because that prick offed himself are BANG WRONG
cf Tupac, Biggie and a load of other dead cunts
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:00, archived)
it didn't work out that way for Stephen Gately though, which is odd

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:01, archived)
Tupac was 'the gay rapper' I reckon

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:03, archived)
Fudgepac, more like
ok that was cheap
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:05, archived)
he deffo got bummed in jail

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:09, archived)
^bummed Tupac in jail

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)

cheap lol
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:32, archived)
I was unreliably informed that it was Erick Sermon
I was also told it was Pudgee The Phat Bastard
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:32, archived)
Bill Hicks

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:36, archived)
what are mice? fag rats.

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:38, archived)
Haddaway'zzz

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)
not remotely funny, not even once
HEY GUYS SMOKING AND DRUGS ARE GREAT, POLITICIANS ARE BAD!!!!!

now clap and whoop
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:55, archived)
haha, all marketers should kill themselves!!!!
His funniest moment was when he died of cancer.
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:04, archived)
All those artists were pretty successful while still alive though, weren't they?

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)
pretty successful, yes
but by croaking early unwarranted sainthood has been bestowed upon them
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:38, archived)
Morning

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:49, archived)
*fist bump*

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:55, archived)

p
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:57, archived)
morning
still sleepy
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)
not surprised, you late-night degenerate

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:21, archived)
i was quite the drunk
back to work next week tho
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 13:55, archived)
Morning
Fielded a phone call this morning from the wife of one of our support workers, to let us know that he'd passed away (aged 50-odd). Not covid-related, I don't think - he's been off sick for most of the time since he had a brain haemorrhage last year.

Thinking back, I wish I'd handled the call better - I should have shouted "well then you're not his wife, you're his widow!" at her and slammed the phone down.
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)
that would've told her alright

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:23, archived)

would've told her 's not living
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:58, archived)
She might have been dead as well though

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:33, archived)
True, her deceased larynx could have been activated by the Gates/Soros microchip in the vaccine.

(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)
Bill's zombie army
Killed by 5g rays then resurrected by Science to do his bidding
(, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:49, archived)