morning wankers
i'm watching the naked gun for breakfast
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:08, archived)

There's a bloke at the station in shorts, I assume hes either a scaffolder or a postie

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:30, archived)

i saw someone similar a few days back. woolly hat, coat, gloves and shorts
tats on his calves, obv

actually i see a lot of people like that
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:45, archived)

Old fella I know , former scaffolder, will only wear shorts , vowed to never wear long trousers again

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:48, archived)

probably misses being at school

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:57, archived)

Sounds like a hot date

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 8:55, archived)

Sounds like The Village People to me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)

Morning
Tank girl here
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:35, archived)

hello tank gurl how's armaments?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 7:46, archived)

Plentiful

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

Ah, terrible film

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 11:30, archived)

Yeah, weird how there aren't any films with 'girl' in the title that aren't terrible.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 14:39, archived)

I’m thinking of buying a couple of hoodies.
I shall drink more coffee and ponder further. Morning LittersHitters
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 8:56, archived)

Sorry gari, you don't need any more hoodies

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 11:30, archived)

hoodies DENIED

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)

WANKER

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 9 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)

Silly Hitler, you can't eat a film!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jan 2021, 9:44, archived)

morning
time for a cup of coffee I reckon
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 9:52, archived)

yuck

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 11:29, archived)

might have another one now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 12:30, archived)

What Turing's Artificial Hand said ^
*edit* lol trump b&
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 10:03, archived)

No real details for garidead pls

(dribble, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 10:44, archived)

Can't he just use Tiktok instead?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 14:40, archived)

Ah, great film

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 11:30, archived)

I feel horrendous. Second covid jab yesterday and now have rigors, a temp of 38.9 and pain everywhere.
Gonna be worth it though, I'm still looking forward to repopulating the planet once you wankers are all dead.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 14:38, archived)

That's the nanobots installing your microchip

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 15:37, archived)