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morning
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 7:49,
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alrite son
Wet and horrible
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 7:50,
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yep, wazzing it down like a muthafucka here also
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 7:55,
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I just meant me
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 7:58,
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so did I
*zips up*
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 7:59,
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nice gimp suit
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:08,
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thanks, my mum made it for me
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:55,
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which one?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:57,
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the lesbian mum
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 13:38,
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morning
can't wait for my hangover to go away so I can see if I still feel sick
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:02,
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excoiting toimes
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:04,
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Can confirm it's wet and windy in Wales
pretty normal, really.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:03,
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there's a good reason it's so green
cf Ireland
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:05,
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morning
snowing here
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:15,
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BBC weather was saying a '100% chance' of snow here in London for today
Looking out at the torrential rain, I personally give it a '0% chance'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:29,
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snowing here too lol
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:45,
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alright
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:25,
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how are you getting on saving up for that pint?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:30,
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PS I am really keen on these but I think buying them might cause marital strife
www.mandmdirect.com/01/details/AO5882
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:39,
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hey, what's her problem? They cost about the same as a couple of hours in the pub.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:45,
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they look rather similar to about 5 other pairs of adidas I have
the subtle nuances are lost on her
Plus we have a floor to ceiling shoe rack unit, which is completely full with about 10 more pairs on the floor next to it. And a couple of boxes on the side. And some more pairs in the hall downstairs.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:47,
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Do you really need that much space for racking up shoe?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:00,
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you fucking bet I do
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:00,
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tell her you've kept them all in the same place for too long and now they've started breeding
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:04,
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they're basically Gremlins....but shoes
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:24,
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Shouldn't have fed those mogwaissins after midnight
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:44,
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Yo, my broadband is down , no call of duty for me today
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:17,
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not good news when you're isolating
how many more days do you have left?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:24,
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2 more days
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:26,
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that's not so bad
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:31,
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Both times on the app it's been 5 days isolate
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:40,
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I thought it was 14 for some reason
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:42,
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Got lowered to 10 days , but the app has a 5 day lag due to test results taking far too long
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:55,
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Might chuck one up a chaffinch
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:22,
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WAY ahead of you bro
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:25,
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Ream a robin
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:45,
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Don't be disgusting
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:49,
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I mean really
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:52,
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I appear to have a hangover in spite of not having a drink last night
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:05,
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value hangover
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:10,
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well at least you've saved yourself just under £4
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:11,
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might pay off half my mortgage with that
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:20,
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the second mortgage you took out last time you went out to a pub?
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:28,
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a pub in London, yes
For the beer that's better in quality by 30%.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:32,
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I think that it's the quality of the clientele that you pay for
not as many chips-on-shoulders in the south.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 10:58,
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either that or the piss is being taken, if it's profitable at sub 4 quid then your lot are just being laughed at
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:01,
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Or maybe rent and business rates are higher, who knows eh , such a difficult concept
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:12,
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I think overheads go over his head
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:15,
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so costs are higher for the same quality of life?
sounds like value for money to me
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:15,
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'same quality of life' my fucking arse
That said, the Pencil Museum in Keswick is easily as good as the British Museum, and the Jorvik Centre is actually way better than the Museum of London, the Imperial War Museum, the V&A, The Science Museum, the Natural History Museum and all the other world famous ones in London.
And the 5 x Michelin starred restaurants in Yorkshire make it exactly the the same as London, which only has 67.
Mind you if you're going to cry about a quid on a beer, that last stat isn't going to be of much interest to you
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:56,
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lol still upset
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 12:08,
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upset =/= laughing at you
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 12:36,
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I seem to have become psychochomp, might go mental about the online harassment
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:16,
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morning nearly afternooning
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:45,
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hullo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:57,
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Still laughing at "You're gay", it's midday!
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dribble, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:59,
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