alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:25, archived)

how are you getting on saving up for that pint?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:30, archived)

PS I am really keen on these but I think buying them might cause marital strife
www.mandmdirect.com/01/details/AO5882
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:39, archived)

hey, what's her problem? They cost about the same as a couple of hours in the pub.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:45, archived)

they look rather similar to about 5 other pairs of adidas I have
the subtle nuances are lost on her

Plus we have a floor to ceiling shoe rack unit, which is completely full with about 10 more pairs on the floor next to it. And a couple of boxes on the side. And some more pairs in the hall downstairs.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 8:47, archived)

Do you really need that much space for racking up shoe?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:00, archived)

you fucking bet I do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:00, archived)

tell her you've kept them all in the same place for too long and now they've started breeding

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:04, archived)

they're basically Gremlins....but shoes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)

Shouldn't have fed those mogwaissins after midnight

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 9:44, archived)