I got stang off a bee on my bottom once when I sat on it while wearing shorts
I cried a bit but then my friend's mum bought me an ice cream so it wasn't all bad
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:17, archived)

this was last summer, wasn't it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)

what of it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:19, archived)

nothing, I was just saying
jeez, touchy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:21, archived)

getting stang off a bee on the bottom is no joking matter m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)

yeah well how come I'm laughing then m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:54, archived)

Haha, nice one mate. That proper shut him up!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)

words can hurt too, y'know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:29, archived)

I'm sorry Tangled

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:32, archived)

28 years old, he was

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)

when did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:59, archived)

What type of ice cream did you get?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)

antihistamine ripple

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:28, archived)

#infest

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:28, archived)

99 off of one of those drug dealers who also sell ice cream

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:13, archived)

That explains why you still hear the vans going round playing their music in november
Nice to have my suspicions confirmed
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)

Not the right weather for a walls magnum
you're asking for a choc ice for the mate of your son, but a 99's better when his bum got stung
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:51, archived)

Why was a bee wearing shorts?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:25, archived)

Oh, very honey! (funny)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

haha you got a real BUZZ off that joke!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)

soon you'll be up to your nectar in bee puns! (neck)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)

Well it's a hive mind hahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:30, archived)

Oh beehive! (behave)

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:33, archived)

it was a hot summer's day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)

So you could see the bees knees

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)

none of your beeswax! (business)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:19, archived)