my rental flat has gone up in value by 75% in the 6 years since I bought it
my previous purchase trebled in value in the 13 years I had it, I'm a fucking property wizard m8*

*I buy the most expensive flat I can afford in the best area I can get, and then London does the rest
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)

I have no problem at all with people gaming the property market
saying "OK two million people have died but we made lots of money so no biggie lol" is a bit much though

sorry this got a bit serious all of a sudden
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

Estate agents a bunch of mercenary, inhuman cunts. And that's newsworthy?
in "shit stinks" and "pain hurts" type revelations it's up there.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:02, archived)

woah bit of a leap there
where does 'OK two million people have died but we made lots of money so no biggie lol' come into this conversation? I've missed something major here
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:03, archived)

www.estateagenttoday.co.uk/breaking-news/2021/1/crass-insensitive--agent-sorry-for-calling-covid-a-blessing-in-disguise?source=newsticker
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:05, archived)

that's them
psychopaths, the lot of them
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:09, archived)

there's a cogent argument that the WFH boom has helped rural communities though
People moving out of cities and thus spending locally outside of the usual areas
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)

makes sense
if I could do a job for a London salary and not pay London house prices, I'd jump at the chance

you can get a three-bedroom house in Durham for seventy grand
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)

I thought you were joking but you really can eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:42, archived)

you would have to pay me a london salary to consider moving to durham

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:40, archived)

ah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)

No offense, but all landlords should be guillotined
Ruining the bloody country you lot are
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)

as a massive snob with aristo pretensions, queef would prefer the guillotine
I say he should be 'Damilola-d' in a stairwell.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:23, archived)

Lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)

also
s k
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)

standard

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:25, archived)

that's bollocks, but go on...

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)