Nothing worse than starting work in the dark and finishing work when it's still dark
Anyway, I'm off tomorrow. How are you?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:40, archived)

er SOMEONE'S forgetting about the recording career of Pendulum

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:42, archived)

not me. I like their early 2000s stuff and a wee bit of the Knife Party"music"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)

Mind your own business

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:57, archived)

I'm not talking to that sweaty prick soz
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)

I've just had a shower!!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:30, archived)

Getting 2021's in early

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)

Yeah but look at the perks, you've got a quarter of a million pound company vehicle and a corner office with great views

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

lol

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)

Bus driver bantz

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:44, archived)

I can think of several worse things than that happening to several /talk users
and that brightens up my day a bit.

I'm fine, thanks. I've got some rocks in a box.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:34, archived)

I don’t know what that means so I’m going to assume it’s the nauseating results of your self-castration.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 23:32, archived)

He used to have a little now he has a lot

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 23:56, archived)

Very good!
Don't be confused by my rocks in a box.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:03, archived)

Oh I’m pretty clear about them. I want them to stay in the box.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:23, archived)

The good news is that rocks, and indeed boxes, lack independent locomotivity.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 15:04, archived)

Jesus christ brb, they're minerals

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 23:57, archived)

Is there really nothing worse than that?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 22:49, archived)

No glare on the TV screen when you're not working though, every cloud and all that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 23:11, archived)