hello
my belly is full of beef green pepper. plops may occur.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:41, archived)

danger plops!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:51, archived)

the danger lies in the fact that i'm at my parents' house
and, while they both believe that a vaccine is useful, my brother is a covid denier and anti-vaxxer. i can't take the kids to my house and my parents need to have their jabs tonight - they've literally sneaked out of the house to get them so my brother doesn't know - so i'm the only one to look after the kids. that prick is putting us all in danger.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:10, archived)

have you tried turning your brother off and on again?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:21, archived)

if i managed to turn him off
believe me, i wouldn't turn the cunt back on again
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:40, archived)

aristoff and off and off
and aristoff
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:00, archived)

what does your brother think killed the 2+ million people who've died of COVID so far then?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:29, archived)

they were obviously suffocated by fake news

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:32, archived)

my favourite conspiracy theory of the day
is from the US congresswoman who thinks that the California wildfires were caused by a secret Jewish space laser
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:35, archived)

ha! like that laser was ever secret!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

It was actually a false flag by me, fucking jews

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:40, archived)

fucking Arquillian cruiser, m8

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)

oh, the numbers have been lied about
there have been NOWHERE NEAR as many deaths as our LYING GOVERNMENT have claimed.he's also said that images of dead bodies in other countries are stock footage from films, which he could totally prove if he could be bothered. not to mention that people dying of heart attacks, cancer, being hit by buses, etc, have all been put down as covid-related deaths. he claims that, if it were real, at least one of his friends would have got it. pointing out that he has literally 2 friends and they're both fat, sweaty, neckbearded internet shut-ins who never come into contact with other people during normal times
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

I've got a bridge to sell, if he's interested

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)

i'd very much like him to jump off one

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)

What are there username?

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:44, archived)

you think i'd tell him about this place?
he'd call everyone here gay cunts who need to be killed off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)

Harsh but fair

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:52, archived)

we'd have him in tears within the day.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:55, archived)

i had a friend who is fit and healthy and goes into shops without a mask because 'i don't believe in it'
i tried to tell him it doesn't matter what you believe you could listerally cause people to irl die and he didn't give a shit.

so i had a friend who is fit and healthy and an absolute cunt.

we've fallen out and i haven't spoken to him for two months. have you tried not talking to your brother for two months?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)

yes, my brother and I don't talk often
we do get on well, though, because he's not a cunt
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:48, archived)

i would gladly never talk to him for the rest of my life
but i very much doubt he'll ever move out of my parents' house. i'm considerably more intelligent than him which his misogynistic, narcissistic little mind can't deal with, so he will creep up behind me and shout "MONGOLOID!" down my ear, like the massive shitcunt he is.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:53, archived)

he sounds like the perfect fit for b3ta tbh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)

now you mention it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)

he sounds awful. i'm sorry. have you considered hurting him?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)

broke his nose once
broke 3 of his toes by building a snowman around a bollard and letting his fucking inner bellend do the rest
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:00, archived)

no wonder he has trust issues

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:07, archived)

oh, he's chased me with a carving knife before now
and every single upstairs wall in my parents' house has holes plastered over that he did by losing his temper and putting his fist through the wall
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:10, archived)

Spectrum-tastic

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:12, archived)

Horace goes punching

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:15, archived)

where's wall-y

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)

28 years old, he is

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:01, archived)

he's a constant source of embarrassment

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:04, archived)

Wrong login lols

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:06, archived)

lol

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:08, archived)

he's 48 in just over 2 weeks

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:07, archived)

if i was 48, and i lived with my mum, and i was a cunt
i'd probably kill myself.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:13, archived)

thank fuck i'm safe for a few years yet

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:14, archived)