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(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:12, archived)
Still don't know what to get my daughter for her 18th , only 21 days to go . I know nothing about pleasing 18 yr olds, and Google is disgusting

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)
get her a custom Wu-Tang handle

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:35, archived)
She already calls herself DJ AsboSlut, after the vodka

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:49, archived)
heh

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:23, archived)
This was no1 when she was born, might get it for the lols
www.discogs.com/sell/item/1298240436
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 15:19, archived)
that's not a bad record really

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 15:37, archived)
Were they not fake Russian lessies in school uniforms?

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 15:46, archived)
something like that

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 15:47, archived)
they certainly were

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 15:59, archived)
I think you're going to have to ask her, mate
You're not going to be able to guess this one
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:44, archived)
She will say nothing, or something silly cheap

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)
mine does that now, she genuinely doesn't want/need anything it seems
I think it's a good thing
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)
My oldest is like this, as is his mother
The youngest wants everything ever made. Which is more like me, to be fair
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)
sad to say I'm with you two
At the drop of a hat I can come up with an on-the-spot list of 'wants' in any range of budgets you choose, piece of piss
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:11, archived)
between ten and twenty quid

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:17, archived)
unblock me i was drunk :(

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 15:28, archived)
actualol

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 17:34, archived)

w p
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:20, archived)
pith you two?
Nice work, monster munch!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:33, archived)
Yep
Couple of grand? Guitar please. A quid? I'll have four fucken double deckers, and enjoy them
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)
buy her a musical instrument
best kind of gift imo
maybe a guitar of bass guitar and a copy of Rocksmith
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 15:15, archived)
She's played violin since she was 5, I'm sure if she wanted to play something else she would've by now

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 15:18, archived)
just trying to help

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 15:23, archived)
agreeing with TH here
No problem with asking, I reckon - when I was 18 all I wanted was a load of e's and hash but I suspect today's hip young things want something different, maybe some nitrous and a vape or something
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)
If jewellers were open I'd have half a chance, looking online is shit

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:50, archived)
I'd bloody love to get some hash for my birthday
Might ask my mum. That'll surprise her
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:54, archived)
I have literally no idea at all what I actually got for my 18th
It wasn't a load of e's and hash, that much I *do* remember
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:28, archived)
I know my mate got me a complete tray of clipper lighters and a bottle of blue smirny, he was working in the coop and robbing the place

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:32, archived)
what a thoughtful chap

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:36, archived)
hahaha

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 14:07, archived)
we all took acid round at my mate's house for my 18th, but I don't think my parents bought it
in fact, I think we got them for free from Eddie, the least profitable dealer ever
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:39, archived)
dealing LSD is a terrible way to make money in this country
All the risk of possession with intent for a Class A, and you're making a couple of quid on each one at most
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:44, archived)
if you post them to Australia, however, you can get £15-20 a trip
Bit more worthwhile and of course very easy to transport *disclaimer* or so I've been told

The Spanish will pay a good price too.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:46, archived)
Eddie never even made that much
he used to drop one before going out and then dish them out for free to all and sundry
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:48, archived)
I did hear that he eventually got run out of town by his suppliers, to whom he was quite in debt :(

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:50, archived)
what a divvy

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:53, archived)
2 trips and some whizz or cash

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:18, archived)
alright slippery mick ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:36, archived)
noonoonoonooonoo

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:22, archived)
joking is allowed on the upper qotw

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)
Which Jamaican naysayer shares her name with where you might go for a wank?
Pawn Denn!!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 14:44, archived)
^Windy Winehouse

(, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 14:16, archived)