Fuck knows
But if there's money to be made, war is usually the answer
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 21:29,
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I'm pretty sure it was the military what did all her genociding for her.
Don't worry, the ghost of Captain Tom will go over there and sort them all out, Raiders of the Lost Ark style.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 21:36,
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