morning
that BrewDog 'Lost Lager' isn't very nice.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:22, archived)

Lager at half eight a.m.?
morning, Hitler
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:26, archived)

u no me m8!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:27, archived)

I've tried 2 brewdog drinks and both had a dirty of calpol taste to them.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:53, archived)

surely not

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:29, archived)

I'm just glad all I paid was the 2 quid postage.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

And having to endure half a dozen shitty spam e-mails
That "weren't marketing" because they were (completely unnecessary) "updates on your order".
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)

yeah it's a bit much to be getting upset about spam emails mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

But this is why we can't have nice things

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:14, archived)

Go easy on it
You don't see bacon sending emails, do you?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:29, archived)